This from the fantastic Spencer Hall of Everyday Should Be Saturday:
"More Cheesecake, please!"
Vince Young, former NFL All-Pro and Texas quarterback legend, needs a job. That is the opinion of his attorney, at least, who while not confirming that his client is broke just confirmed that his client, now unemployed and out of the NFL, is at least close to it.
He can blame many of the pitfalls of NFL riches: thieving custodians of his wealthy, bad decision-making, and the inevitable losing investments resulting from bad asset allocation. He may also blame the Cheesecake Factory and their delicious, shovel-sized portions.