Yesterday, we played three voicemails that allegedly came from whomever was impersonating Lennay Kekuka (possibly Ronaiah or Tino Tuiasosopo).  The first two were legitimately from Manti Te'o's phone.  The third?  Not so much:

Query, and many of you on Twitter, pointed out the obvious differences between the first two calls and the third.  Unbeknownst to Jake, I had used my cell phone to call our guest hotline and recorded the third voicemail, while dropping a few subtle hints (cursing, "Stanford, the school that I go to", etc.).  

I drop the bomb on him here:

I don't think it's Catfishing, because even though I somewhat successfully impersonated a female, I didn't any star linebackers from Hawaii (or Query) to fall in love with me.   

Oh, and yes, I have way too much free time.